a man that could disappear and fit into my pants. I had gained about twenty pounds in a week, there was no end in sight. My life as a banana

old movies. Gangster movies always have one in them, an obese hairy Italian woman eating spagetti and red sauce. The salivation on my to

deckle me, dock!” I’m sorry what? What? I am so dreadfully sorry, but you see, I’m a bit crackers, daft, you know?

quality panties!” they cried. Nothing but horseradish and succotash line the inside of our undergarments, we take pride in the fact that 10

him purple. He was so addicted to purple that was all he used from that day forward. Purple was the color and the pain was incredible but no

heat during Mardi Gras. It’s best to hang out on the balcony and go inside when you get tired but that never happened...

I’m not a rock I am a crystal and you are hash, together we will smash I’ll sing you can dance we will make a million babies.

You’ll be so sorry that your mother won’t even recognize you. What with her astigmatism and re-occuring stigmatas,

he could cure her of the unbelievable migraines that tormented her every time. Cluster migraines are worse, one time I had to stay in bed

faster than a two pumpchump. It really was very fulfilling. It’s exciting when you feel like you’re between sleep and a wake up with 2 dogs

The master had lived under the covered wagon for 20 odd years and had yet to find my way home from the airport. I always get lost driving...

an instructor of mine put it in simple terms. 'it is simple, not easy'. even as a statement it is simple. i think this holds true for the...

Book 1 - Part 1 before he was ronin. he was a young Samarai. i remember the sensation of this book and what it meant to me. the story....

Book 1 - Part 2 the sword. it made me think of stormbringer. i remember the sensation of this book and what it meant to me. the story....

Book 1 - Part 3 agat the destroyer the devourer. his lines are menacing. i remember the sensation of this book and what it meant to me....

That is what they are. It is a test of one’s physical and mental strength. The lifter that jumps 16kg to break a record but fails, the...

did i? i don’t know but i seem to have always enjoyed it. performing — my first big break, it came in the 1st grade. mrs ponds class. we...

A word. Two words. Physical permanent. Words on a page. They lack something. Yet add another and then there is the beginning...

here are a few things in life that i am thankful for. my beautifully perfect upbringing in a mid-size college town in the south. the...

Oh wait. Let me tell you about the game. Too direct? I prefer mystifying dodges as well. It is simple. 4-6 tablets with paper rolls are...