4 Stories (wb04_03) (adult)

The amazing adventure had just begun she was looking north hoping that the future would hold a new prospect for looking he didn’t even know what he was searching for exactly, but he hoped the two loyal dogs at his side would point him in the right direction So he could feel comfortable in the transgender community. Them/they/us was the preferred pronoun. His grammar teacher was a stickler for the perfect pronoun and a beautifully diagramed sentence. But it made no sense. And everyone knew that, but was scared to say so, If I had a nickel for everyone who was confused, I’d be Warren Buffet. But of course I’m not Warren Buffet - I’m the assistant manager of a Quiznos in Fresno, CA, you can blame my lack of motivation on my addiction to bootlegged canadian cough syrup, but my troubles started long before then, when i first met Sarah. She gave me all the alcohol and bennies I needed to complete the project and move into the next stage of my life, but there was no point in thinking about that now - all that mattered is knowing that I’d done everything I could to make this the best night of our lives.

On Memorial Day in 2017 at my house. My house became the headquarters for where the horror was filmed. It was a bloody awful mess. Clean your tampon, bitch. That shit’ll clean your tampon, bitch. That shit’ll give you toxic shock. And I can’t bring you back from that, unless you have opium, if you gave opium we can fly. Finally the doorbell rang. Thant had to be James with my package, right? My hands became clammy and my pulse raced in anticipation of the sweet sweet release of my first hit, then the phone rang. I knew I shouldn’t have answered it. I let it go to voicemail, and then I listened to my horror as the contractor let me know that the permits would not be accepted and I was going to have to grease the wheels of justice if I ever wanted things to feel normal again. After my sex change operation, I felt more like a woman than I ever had before. Nobody puts baby in a corner, it’s time for her to get up and dance and shine for ever after.

The crack of the bat split the night air. The ball screamed off the bat towards Horace, who had just turned away for one second to look at an incoming e-mail, it was a lapse of attention that would change his life forever. As he transitioned into a dog his life would change forever. And again forever, we were in the zone so my mucus membranes were over reacting once again, I smelled it again and again. What could be done about the stain on her pillowcase, though? She was tired of thrashing around in her dreams. Ever since her return from Thailand she had carried a torch for her lover that she would never see again unless one of them died before they got a chance, which with Horace was a distinct possibility, maybe even a likelihood.

Chet looked at the paper. His face burned at the big red “F” Mr. Lee had written at the top. It was becoming very clear chet would never become a mime but he strived to become a president. Who knows? Maybe a plumber, it had become a much more coveted position, because deal the crap was what I lived for being the crap was enough for any t-baller to take. I mean, coach kept putting me in the outfield, and I couldn’t show my stuff that way. Then I saw her in her polyester uniform and couldn’t make such an inferior fabric look so goddamn beautiful. It was insane! There was no drooping, no petrification. She was like a $2 bill.