I’m not a rock I am a crystal and you are hash, together we will smash I’ll sing you can dance we will make a million babies.

You’ll be so sorry that your mother won’t even recognize you. What with her astigmatism and re-occuring stigmatas,

he could cure her of the unbelievable migraines that tormented her every time. Cluster migraines are worse, one time I had to stay in bed

faster than a two pumpchump. It really was very fulfilling. It’s exciting when you feel like you’re between sleep and a wake up with 2 dogs

The master had lived under the covered wagon for 20 odd years and had yet to find my way home from the airport. I always get lost driving...

my bald head, that petrified as the molten oil hit it, I didn’t expect it and Spencer really thought he had killed me - I thought